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Elvis ain’t dead; he’s just de-rezzed….

…and re-rezzed in Second Life:

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(with thanks to Torley Linden)

(Actually, I still say that Elvis is still in RL, disguised as a small black cat at the Metro Animal Shelter in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. But then he was also supposed to be a grocery clerk at an IGA in Climax, Michigan. And, of course, the Men in Black say that Elvis didn’t die; he just went home….)

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“Thank yeh very much!”

While writing the article below about the Anglican Cathedral, I stopped in for a lark at the First Second Life Church of Elvis, where I was reminded of the now familiar Ten Commandments:

  1. Thou shalt not take us seriously.
  2. Thou shalt take care of business.
  3. Thou shalt not be cruel.
  4. Thou shalt not step on my blue suede shoes.
  5. Thou shalt not kill.
  6. Thou shalt love me tender.
  7. It’s Now or Never — Not O Sole Mio!
  8. Thou shalt not build thine dreams on suspicious minds.
  9. Viva Las Vegas!
  10. Thou canst do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes!

While I was there, I had this mad…compulsion…come over me, and then I blacked out. Next thing I knew, I was back in my loft, and I looked like this! It took a powerful counterspell to remove that thing…specifically, a set of ETD hair.

Posted January 25, 2008 by Harper Ganesvoort in Humor

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